... when compared to this...
...isn't evidence enough that white guys have absolutely no innate sense of cool, then take a look at this evidence from genuine scientists that suggests that black people actually are the coolest people in the world.
Or, at least, in America. And on Twitter.
Jacob Eisenstein and his colleagues at the Georgia Institute of Technology examined thirty million tweets sent from various places within the US between December 2009 and May 2011 and watched for the emergence of new slang terms. They team built a mathematical model that precisely explains the flow of new words between cities.
It showed that areas with large African American tended to be the ones that generated the new terms. There was no conclusive evidence about why terms spread between certain places, and they could not pinpoint one specific area that produced new language more than any other.
But the overwhelming finding was the black people generally created and shared new words and phrases that were cool more than any other demographic in the world.
So, science has finally generated some evidence for the simple fact of the matter that black people are cool.
Plus, they've got the moves...